LowCarbRevolution

My insane ramblings might just save your life.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

4.5 lbs of Cow

Ever heard of the Free 72-oz. Steak Dinner? No, well, Click this. Kenny and I are thinking of trying this gastronomical feat, in fact we're planning to make a road trip of it (it is in Amarillo, TX). As a kind of preperation, today at lunch I ate a whole large supreme pizza in like 10 min., plus some crazy bread. For the record, I'm still full . Anyway, otherwise very little interesting stuff is going on for me. At the end of the month Kenny, Coleen, Geoff, and I are going to Dallas for Kenny's 21st birthday. So that should be fun. Okay, that's all I got. Later

-Nate

Sunday, January 01, 2006

the day after

I ordered a "Death Burger" at Santa Fe today for lunch. Not as bad as it sounds.

Nathan-Kun

(Friday, December 30, 2005)
Hey, this is the Naruto forehead protector my sister Aimee got me for Christmas.
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I am totally a Ninja!

Now, a few words on looking for things. When you go looking for something specific, your chances of finding it are very bad. Because of all the things in the world, you're only looking for one of them. When you go looking for anything at all, your chances of finding it are very good. Because of all the things in the world, you're sure to find some of them. -Daryl Zero

The HotWad

(Tuesday, December 27, 2005)
Well, as I told some people, I got some number stickers from work. And so my plan has been to put them on my car, but I was trying to pick which numbers and was also being lazy about actually doing it. But, here it is!
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My car in all its glory, car #53!

Zatch: Something not even money can buy. The Knives of Kwantzu. Iggy: Knives? Oh yeah, seriously thats something money can't buy. Knives. Once I went to a cutley store and said, Here's $100,000 can I buy a knife? They said No! Money can't buy knives. Gee I guess that why you hardly see any of them around.

Iggy: On the third day of the expedition, they came across a giant rubber plant. Unfortunately, they could not cut it down, for as we know money can't buy knives. Walking around the plant they continued on the shores of Patusan. Zatch: Is there no way we can shut this chattering monkey up?! Lieutenant Spence: You know I'd cut him, but I don't have a knife. ~From the movie Surf Ninjas.

Its Christmas time in Hollis Queens

(Sunday, December 25, 2005)
Merry Christmas to all!

"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?" -Clark Griswold

I'm sick again...

(Tuesday, December 20, 2005)
I was just starting to feel normal again and then BAM! Yesterday I go to get luch at work, and when I bring it back I suddenly don't feel hungry, I only got a peice of pizza and cheese bread down, then I got sick. I think it might be food poisoning, with it being so quick. I still feel funny, but I can move my head and arms now without feeling motion sickness. Well, hope nobody else felt the way I did yesterday or even today. Later.
-Nate

Ouch!

(Saturday, December 17, 2005)
Against mine and others better judgement, I went Ice Skating last night... Now I am in a great
deal of pain... Lets all learn something from this shall we?


"You don't own space, so quit acting like you do"-Master Shake

Christmas lights are fun

(Sunday, December 11, 2005)
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I totally plugged this in when it was off!